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The power to kill an ant!!!
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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.
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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie
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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored
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Ability to Fly!...a plane
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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo
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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.
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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands
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The ability to Hi
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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming
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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.
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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.
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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.
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The power to watch grass grow
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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time
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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma
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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.
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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.
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The power to have no powers
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The power to run in an endless circle
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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.
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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep
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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.
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The power to have no power.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!