The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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Retractable teeth

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The ability to Hi

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!