The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to have no power.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The ability to Hi

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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the power to not watch south park

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!