to wash cloths when they are washing

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to peak braille

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The ability to vote

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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the power to animate condiments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!