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the ability to bend your leg.
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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels
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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.
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the power to pee straight with a boner
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the power to divide by 0
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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny
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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.
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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.
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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.
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The power to make hats fall in love.
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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.
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The power to kill any conversation you have.
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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.
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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power
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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.
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the power of fly... into an airplane
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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl
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The power to believe Sarah Palin
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The power to poop out you penis
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The ability to control the internet
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The power to clap with one hand.
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THE POWDEReD WATER
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The powers of a burnt face
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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!