The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The powers of a burnt face

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!