the power to jizz on cue

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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NMR Vision

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to fart snot

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The power to STFU!

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the ability to hover

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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the power to poop pee

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!