the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to peak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!