The ability to goatse instantly

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The ability autotune text.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!