The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to fly....underwater

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power rangers

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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Turning wine into water.

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The power to annoy people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!