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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.
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the ability to live on the edge of a building
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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday
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the power to fly only when you are sleeping
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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'
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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.
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The power to attract flies and cockroaches
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The power to turn wine into water.
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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin
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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.
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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...
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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!
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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse
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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.
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The power to give birth to giraffes
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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.
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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you
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The power to never sleep but still get tired
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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird
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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist
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The power to eat just one lays potato chip
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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground
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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.
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The power to be 6% fireproof
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!