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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.
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The power to laugh in Japanese.
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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.
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the power to read your own thoughts
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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.
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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds
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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.
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The power to fart tear gas
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The power to get off the internet and do something productive
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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.
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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.
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The power to go hibernate at winter.
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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.
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The power to smell you poop after you flushed
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The power to live forever but only in a coma.
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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.
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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.
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The ability to open a door that was already open.
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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it
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The power to unsee the unseen.
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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!
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The ability to talk to bacteria
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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut
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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!