The power to rite liek dis

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!