The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to obey gravity

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!