The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!