The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Black power

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The power to have a V8

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!