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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.
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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.
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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.
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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.
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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)
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the power to change people socks on command
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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..
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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.
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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.
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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism
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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge
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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!
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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.
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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.
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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.
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The power to make lipstick fly
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The power to think oppositely
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The ability to poop glue.
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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye
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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.
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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.
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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.
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The power to turn anything into Oreos.
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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!