The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!