The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have a V8

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!