The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!