The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!