The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!