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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening
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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian
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The power to erect your nipples at will.
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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.
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The power to be invisible to only yourself.
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The power to lower your IQ at will.
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the power to hear a dog whistle
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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!
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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.
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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.
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to not blink for 5 seconds
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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.
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the power to be good at something your already good at.
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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.
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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.
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the power to see through clear glass.
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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.
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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!
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The power to poop without wiping
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The power to forget you have a super power.
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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.
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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over
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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it
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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!