The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to not see anything

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!