the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!