The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to not do it.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to think of food

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to not have super powers...

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!