the power to read your own mind

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!