the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to even

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!