The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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the power to enter a coma.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!