- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

the power to eat with your butt

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

Pointless Super Powers