The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to die

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The power... to move you.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!