The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!