- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to sh!t using your mind.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to fart out of your mouth

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

Pointless Super Powers