The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the ability to die on command

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the ability to levitate

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The power... to move you.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!