The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!