The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!