the power to get fat in America

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!