- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to eat socks

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to have gravity.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to half transform to something.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the power to animate condiments

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to make water expire.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

Pointless Super Powers