the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The ability to be in fashion.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the power to get extra homework

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!