The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!