The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to die at any moment you want.

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to walk 1% faster.

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to fly but only in your room

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!