- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to buy free things.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to touch your toes

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to release the bogus

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to never be old but died at young age

Pointless Super Powers