The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to breathe

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75% levitation

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!