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the power to turn retarted
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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....
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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.
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The power to vomit every time you burp.
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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun
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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.
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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack
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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!
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the power to see everyone as a tree
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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.
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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.
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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will
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power to transform into a dick with legs
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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.
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cry acid tears
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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.
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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life
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The power of christ ;)
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The power to buy free things.
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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?
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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.
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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose
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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.
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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!