The power to rotten food.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to have no power

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to kill yourself.

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power to age faster

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!