The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power think five times slower.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!