- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to bread toast!

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power of hindsight

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power to misspell

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to not have a superpower

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to release the bogus

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

Pointless Super Powers