The power to become powerless

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!