The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to be powerless

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!