the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Taekwondo

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!