The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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make youself dumb

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to die

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!