The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to rotten food.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!