The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to be powerless

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!