The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!