the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The ability autotune text.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the power to speak morse code .

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the power to suck your elbow

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to never get spam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!