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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am
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The power to like Justin Bieber
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The power to time travel to the end of the world.
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I'm a giant di
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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)
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the ability to glow in the light.
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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it
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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.
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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.
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The power to teleport to the south pole.
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The power to ejaculate at command
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The power to kill someone with a knife
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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.
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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers
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The capability to draw penises very well
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The power to flush toilets with your mind
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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human
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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'
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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.
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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.
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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller
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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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The power to always be at half mast.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!