- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to smell water.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

the power to create a meme

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to lick your balls.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

Pointless Super Powers