the power to permanently change your name to Graham

anything Aquaman does

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power drown in water

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!