- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The ability to die instantly

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to smell whore

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to break bones at will.

The power to bread toast!

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

Pointless Super Powers