The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to see the present

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!