The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!