The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to shit without squinting.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to fly while masturbating.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!