- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to be normal and average

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to be blind

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

the ability to glow in the light.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to read your own mind

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the power to misspell

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

Pointless Super Powers