- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

to make your bowel work backwards

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to fly in tornadoes

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to get shot when you're alone

The Power to Power

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

Pointless Super Powers