The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to not finish your....

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!