The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to part hair.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power to remember th...

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!