- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to absolutely nothing

the ability to levitate

to be shitty

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to misspell

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

Pointless Super Powers