The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The ability to think the world is flat

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to write on this website

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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the power to burp a fart

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the power to never get spam

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power of being republican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!