The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The ability autotune text.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to attract bullets.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to handle the truth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!