The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!