- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

power to have no power at all

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to read this.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to touch MC Hammer.

Pointless Super Powers