- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the power to read this sentence

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to make everything worse

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

Pointless Super Powers