The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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power to breathe

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!