- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to die

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to walk on land.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The ability to be heard in space

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

Pointless Super Powers