The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!