- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The power to have a power thats a power

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to ejaculate

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to turn retarted

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to understand irony.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to think of pointless powers.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Pointless Super Powers