- Pointless Super Powers

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the power to do nothing

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

the power to kill yourself

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to poo without wiping.

power to have no power at all

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to fly if you are eating.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!