- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a walrus

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

the power to randomly die at any moment

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

the power to walk on land.

The power to see forever

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

Pointless Super Powers