The power to a nokia phone.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!