the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!