The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be french.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!