The power to see but only with eyes????

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

the power to kill yourself

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to speak with death people..

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

anything Aquaman does

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!