- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

power to fly only in the plane

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

the power to half transform to something.

WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

the power to become friends with a plastic box

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

the power to reseal bottle caps

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to speak with death people..

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to do nothing.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

Pointless Super Powers