the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the power to beathe

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Super-slowness

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to die if you think

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!